My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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