i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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