So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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