She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
