How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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