I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Success! We fucked roommates!
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