Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Randomize