Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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