New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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