I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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