That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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