This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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