ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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