At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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