question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
The air taste purple.
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