Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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