Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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