that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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