What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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