Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Randomize
