Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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