Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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