dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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