it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
