WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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