Having a random hookup so left but love u
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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