Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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