and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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