dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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