He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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