he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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