Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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