Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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