You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
My feet surprised me
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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