we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
