Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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