So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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