Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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