Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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