But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
now i know why i became what i already was.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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