What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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