How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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