What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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