She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
My ass is underappreciated
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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