i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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