: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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