we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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