apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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