Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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