how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
This baby is an asshole
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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