If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
so let's talk penis.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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