If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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